Description
✨ Vibe
Tiny strawberry-flavoured gut reinforcements for when your microbiome has been through the absolute trenches. 🧠
What it actually does (in human words)
These probiotic chews deliver clinically researched strains of beneficial bacteria designed to support the gut microbiome — especially during or after things that can throw it into chaos (looking at you, antibiotics, stress, questionable life choices, and surviving purely on caffeine).
Your gut bacteria help with digestion, immune function, bowel regularity, nutrient absorption, and even nervous system signalling. When that ecosystem gets disrupted, things can go sideways pretty quickly: bloating, irregular bowels, tummy drama, feeling “off,” and generally functioning like a haunted potato. This formula helps replenish beneficial bacteria and support a healthier balance in the digestive tract so your gut can get back to doing its job properly.
🔥 Why your body might be obsessed with this
You might notice:
- Less bloating and digestive rebellion
- More regular bowel movements
- Better tummy comfort after antibiotics
- Less “everything I eat annoys me” energy
- Support for gut and immune resilience
- A digestive system that feels slightly less personally victimised
And because they’re chewable gummies instead of giant horse capsules? Your inner toddler may also approve.
🧬 Made for Hotties who:
- Get bloated looking at food
- Have done a round (or seven) of antibiotics
- Alternate between “haven’t pooped in days” and “surprise urgency”
- Feel like their gut microbiome is hanging on by a thread
- Travel, stress, or eat on the run and their digestion immediately files a complaint
- Want gut support without swallowing 400 capsules a day
💊 Ingredients
Lactobacillus plantarum 9BB 6595 (DSM 6595), Lactobacillus plantarum 0.5BB HEAL9 (DSM 15312), Lactobacillus paracasei 0.5BB 8700:2 (DSM 13434), Lactobacillus rhamnosus 5BB GG (ATCC 53103), Lactobacillus acidophilus 5BB LA02 (DSM 21717), Bifidobacterium animalis subsp. lactis 10BB BS01 (LMG P-21384), Saccharomyces cerevisiae (boulardii) 5BB, Bifidobacterium longum Bb536 1BB. Total live bacteria: 36 billion per 2 gummies.
📏 Dose
Chew one gummy daily, or as professionally prescribed.
Want your exact dose? Head to the Hot Mess Bitch Fest and SHOUT.
⚠️ Warnings
- Keep out of reach of children. Not suitable for infants.
- If pregnant, breastfeeding, have a medical condition, or are taking medication, consult your healthcare professional before use.
- Do not use if seal is broken or missing. Store below 25°C in a cool, dry place. Do not freeze.
- Contains no added GMOs, gluten, dairy, lactose, soy, nuts, egg, fish, shellfish, artificial colours, flavours, sweeteners, or preservatives. Suitable for vegetarians and vegans.
- This product is intended as a nutritional food only and is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent disease.
💡 Hot Mess Reality Check
- Probiotics can support the microbiome, but they can’t fully outwork chronic stress, ultra-processed food, sleep deprivation, or ignoring every gut symptom for three years straight.
- Gut healing usually needs a bigger-picture approach — food, stress, sleep, hormones, and sometimes proper investigation into what’s actually driving the chaos.
💖 Pair it with
- Gut repair nutrients for irritated digestive lining support
- Magnesium if stress and bowel irregularity are besties
- Fibre and hydration (your probiotics need friends too)
- A proper gut work-up if your symptoms are persistent
