Description
✨ Vibe
For the babes whose brain refuses to shut up at night and whose nervous system is acting like it drank six coffees and read one mildly stressful email.
🧠 What it actually does (in human words)
Anxioton is a nervous system support formula designed to help calm the mental chaos, dial down stress reactivity, and support more restful sleep. It combines traditional calming herbs with magnesium and glycine to help soothe an overstimulated brain and body.
The star of the show is Vanuatu-sourced kava, traditionally used to ease mild anxiety and tension without making you feel completely wiped out. Passionflower, lemon balm, magnolia, and zizyphus all work together to support relaxation, emotional regulation, and sleep quality — while magnesium glycinate and glycine help support the nervous system and muscle relaxation from the inside out.
Basically? This is your “everyone needs to stop talking to me immediately” support formula.
🔥 Why your body might be obsessed with this
This formula may help support:
- A calmer, less frazzled nervous system
- Falling asleep without mentally replaying your entire life history
- Reduced physical tension and stress overload
- Better stress tolerance when life is lifing
- That “wired but exhausted” feeling
- Sleep that actually feels restorative instead of fake decorative sleep
- Emotional overwhelm, irritability, and nervous tension
🧬 Made for Hotties who:
- Feel tired but weirdly alert at bedtime
- Wake at 3am with intrusive thoughts and fake arguments
- Are overstimulated, snappy, and emotionally crispy
- Carry stress in their jaw, shoulders, stomach, or entire personality
- Need help switching out of survival mode
- Feel like their nervous system has forgotten how to chill
- Want support without feeling heavily sedated during the day
💊 Ingredients
Piper methysticum (Kava) ext. 800 mg (equiv. dry root 6.4 g, equiv. kavalactones 100 mg), Ziziphus jujuba var. spinosa (Zizyphus) ext. 600 mg (equiv. dry seed 6 g), Passiflora incarnata (Passionflower) ext. 150 mg (equiv. dry herb top flowering 3 g), Magnolia officinalis ext. 300 mg (equiv. dry stem bark 3 g), Melissa officinalis (Lemon balm) ext. 150 mg (equiv. dry flower & leaf 1500 mg), Magnesium glycinate 630.92 mg (equiv. Magnesium 100 mg), L-glycine 200 mg. 📏
💉 Dose
Take as professionally prescribed.
Want your exact dose? Head to the Hot Mess Bitch Fest and SHOUT.
⚠️ Warnings
- Not recommended during pregnancy or breastfeeding
- May interact with levodopa and CNS depressant medications
- May harm the liver
- Not recommended for prolonged use
- Large tablet — swallow with a full glass of water
- Dietary supplements should not replace a balanced diet
💡 Hot Mess Reality Check
This is not a magical “delete my stress” tablet. If your nervous system has been running on cortisol, caffeine, trauma, poor sleep, and emotional suppression since 2014, your body may need a little consistency and support before it fully unclenches. Works best alongside actual rest, blood sugar support, boundaries, and not replying to stressful messages at 10:47pm.
💖 Pair it with
- Magnesium for extra nervous system support
- Adaptogens if stress has fully hijacked your personality
- Gut support if anxiety lives in your stomach
- Sleep hygiene your Hottie keeps mentioning
