Description
✨ Vibe
Greens powder for hormonally chaotic, bloated, stressed-out hotties who want their gut, hormones and nervous system to stop acting like they’re in a group chat fight.
🧠 What it actually does (in human words)
This formula combines fibre, probiotics, herbs, greens and hormone-supportive botanicals to support digestion, detoxification pathways, gut health and hormone balance — while also helping the body cope with stress and inflammation.
The psyllium husk acts like a gut-cleaning sponge, helping support bowel regularity and elimination, while probiotics and prebiotic fibres help feed the good gut bugs that influence digestion, mood, immunity and even hormone metabolism.
Then you’ve got a whole squad of greens, antioxidant-rich fruits and herbs helping support liver function, blood sugar balance, circulation, stress resilience and healthy hormonal signalling.
Basically: it’s giving “functional greens powder,” not “sad grassy punishment drink.”
🔥 Why your body might be obsessed with this
May help support:
- Less bloating and digestive chaos
- More regular bowel movements
- Better stress tolerance and nervous system support
- Hormonal balance and cycle support
- Blood sugar stability and energy regulation
- Liver and detoxification support
- Gut microbiome health
- General “less inflamed gremlin” energy
🧬 Made for Hotties who:
- Feel bloated, sluggish or backed up
- Are hormonally spicy and emotionally fragile before their period
- Live on caffeine and stress with minimal vegetables
- Have “my gut hates me” energy
- Want greens support but refuse to choke down swamp water
- Are trying to support hormones, skin, digestion and energy all at once
- Need fibre but their diet currently consists of survival snacks
💊 Ingredients
Plantago ovata (Psyllium), Citrus limon (Lemon), Lactobacillus acidophilus, Lactobacillus reuteri, Bacillus coagulans (MTCC 5260), Fructooligosaccharides, Glycyrrhiza glabra (Licorice), Zingiber officinale (Ginger), Rubus idaeus (Raspberry), Punica granatum (Pomegranate), Hordeum vulgare (Barley leaf) powder, Wheatgrass powder, Taraxacum officinale (Dandelion), Green banana, Cinnamon zeylanicum (Ceylon cinnamon bark), Eleutherococcus senticosus (Siberian ginseng), Centella asiatica (Gotu kola), Stevia rebaubiana, Vitex agnus-castus (Chasteberry fruit), Rosmarinus officinalis (Rosemary), Actaea racemosa (Black cohosh), Brassica oleracea var. italica (Broccoli), Fucus vesiculosus (Bladderwrack), Silybum marianum (St Mary’s Thistle)
📏 Dose
Take as professionally prescribed. Want your exact dose? Head to the Hot Mess Bitch Fest and SHOUT.
⚠️ Warnings
- Not recommended during pregnancy or breastfeeding.
- Contains psyllium husk (Plantago ovata), which may reduce absorption of medications. Separate from medications by at least 2 hours.
- Vitex agnus-castus may affect hormones and may interact with oral contraceptives or hormone-sensitive conditions.
- Do not use if you have pre-existing liver conditions or seizure disorders.
- In very rare cases, black cohosh has been associated with liver failure. Discontinue use and seek medical attention if symptoms such as yellowing of the skin or eyes, dark urine, nausea, vomiting, unusual fatigue, abdominal pain or loss of appetite occur.
- If you have a thyroid condition, consult your healthcare professional before use.
- Dietary supplements should not replace a balanced diet.
💡 Hot Mess Reality Check
This is not a magical “detox” powder that’s going to erase years of stress, sleep deprivation and takeaway dinners, but it can help support the systems your body uses to process hormones, inflammation, digestion and stress — especially when combined with actual food, hydration, sleep and nervous system support. Unfortunately, greens powder cannot outwork cortisol and emotional damage alone.
💖 Pair it with
- Magnesium for nervous system support
- Protein to help stabilise blood sugar and hormones
- A proper breakfast instead of caffeine and denial
- Stress management support because babe… your nervous system is begging
Need help figuring out whether your hormones, gut or nervous system are the real problem child here?
📞 Book an appointment and let’s decode your chaos properly.
