Description
✨ Vibe
For the week every tiny inconvenience makes you want to launch yourself into the sun.
🧠 What it actually does (in human words)
This herbal hormone support formula is designed to help smooth out the emotional and physical chaos that can hit before your period.
- Vitex (Chaste Tree) works by supporting healthy hormone signalling and menstrual cycle regulation — especially when things feel irregular, moody, tender, or wildly unpredictable.
- Passionflower brings the nervous system support, helping calm emotional overwhelm, irritability, tension, and that “I cannot deal with another human being today” energy.
Together, they help support hormone balance and emotional steadiness, instead of just white-knuckling your way through PMS every month.
🔥 Why your body might be obsessed with this
You may notice:
- Less emotional whiplash before your period
- Fewer mood swings and less irritability
- Reduced breast tenderness and PMS discomfort
- More predictable cycles
- Calmer nerves during hormonal shifts
- Feeling slightly less like a raccoon trapped in a dumpster fire during luteal phase
🧬 Made for Hotties who:
- Cry because someone breathed too loudly
- Become emotionally allergic to everyone 7–10 days before their period
- Get sore boobs, bloating, irritability, or cycle chaos
- Feel wired, sensitive, snappy, or emotionally cooked before menstruation
- Suspect their hormones are running the group chat without supervision
- Want gentle herbal support instead of “just suffer through it”
💊 Ingredients
Vitex agnus-castus extract 250 mg (equiv. dry berry 2.5 g), Passiflora incarnata extract 50 mg (equiv. dry herb top 1 g)
📏 Dose
Take as professionally prescribed.
Want your exact dose? Head to the Hot Mess Bitch Fest and SHOUT.
⚠️ Warnings
- Dietary supplements should not replace a balanced diet
- Vitex agnus-castus may affect hormones and medicines such as oral contraceptives
- Seek professional advice if pregnant, breastfeeding, or using hormone-related medications
- Always discuss persistent or severe menstrual symptoms with your healthcare practitioner
💡 Hot Mess Reality Check
This isn’t a magical “never PMS again” capsule. Hormones are influenced by stress, sleep, nutrition, nervous system load, inflammation, and life generally being a lot sometimes.
This formula helps support the system underneath the symptoms — but it works best alongside proper support, nourishment, and nervous system care.
💖 Pair it with
- Magnesium for nervous system support and cramps
- Omega-3s for mood + inflammation support
- Iron support if your periods are heavy and you’re running on fumes
- Sleep support if PMS turns your brain into a 2am conspiracy podcast
