Description
✨ Vibe
For the hotties whose stomach taps out halfway through a meal and leaves you bloated, uncomfortable, and questioning your life choices.
🧠 What it actually does (in human words)
PhytoZyme is a broad-spectrum digestive enzyme blend designed to help your body properly break down food — including carbs, proteins, fats, fibre, lactose, and sugars.
Basically: your digestive system is meant to chop food into tiny usable pieces so your body can actually absorb nutrients and not just aggressively ferment your lunch into bloating and regret. This formula contains vegan, non-animal derived enzymes that are more resistant to stomach acid and active across a wider pH range, meaning they keep working through more of the digestive process.
🔥 Why your body might be obsessed with this
When digestion is struggling, it can feel like:
- Bloating after meals
- Heavy “brick stomach” energy
- Food just sitting there
- Excessive gas
- Discomfort after rich meals
- Feeling weirdly exhausted after eating
- Lactose-related digestive drama
- Healthy food” somehow still wrecking you
Digestive enzymes help take pressure off a sluggish digestive system so your body can process food more efficiently instead of turning every meal into a full-time administrative burden.
🧬 Made for Hotties who:
- Get bloated halfway through dinner
- Feel full after three bites but somehow still snack later
- Experience food baby energy from “healthy” meals
- Feel like fats, dairy, or heavy meals absolutely destroy them
- Have stressed-out digestion that disappears on holidays
- Are rebuilding gut health and trying to actually absorb nutrients
- Say things like “my stomach hates everything”
💊 Ingredients
Amylase enzyme 10000 DU, Glucoamylase 60 AGU, Protease 4.5 30000 HUT, Lactase 1500 ALU, Cellulase 1000 CU, Invertase 500 SU, Lipase 500 FCC LU
📏 Dose
1 capsule 3 times daily with each main meal.
Capsule may be opened and contents mixed with water, juice or sprinkled over food.
Want your exact dose? Head to the Hot Mess Bitch Fest and SHOUT.
⚠️ Warnings
- Contains wheat. Wheat is used in the fermentation media during enzyme production and is mostly consumed during this process. The final product has been tested for gluten and no gluten residue was detected.
- May contain traces of soy.
- Dietary supplements should not replace a balanced diet.
💡 Hot Mess Reality Check
This isn’t permission to inhale meals at lightning speed while stress-scrolling and surviving on iced coffee.
Digestive enzymes can support breakdown and absorption of food, but they work best when paired with things like slower eating, stress regulation, chewing your damn food, and addressing underlying gut issues.
💖 Pair it with
- Probiotics for gut microbiome support
- Magnesium if stress is shutting digestion down
- Gut repair formulas if your digestive lining is also throwing hands
- Bitters or stomach acid support for the “food just sits there” crew
📞 Dial a Hottie
Not sure if your gut is struggling with enzymes, microbiome chaos, stress, food intolerance drama, or all of the above?
Schedule a consult and let’s decode the digestive disaster properly.
